Well, today has been super-duper great. I woke up and the birds were singing sweetly outside my window, the sun was shining, the coffee was percolating, and there was a rainbow right. in. my. bedroom. Amazing. It even had that miraculous pot of gold at the bottom so there will never be any money issues at Zehlahlum house. The miracles continued as I came downstairs. That man who walks around knocking on doors and handing out giant checks? He was on my doorstep! Pot of gold AND an oversized check all on the same day! Super-duper! And then do you know what happened next? My children rose up and called me blessed. Even Pickle. I didn't even know he could say blessed! They each very eloquently apologized for being and acting like toddlers/preschoolers. They even agreed to no longer have bodily functions so as to not mar the the tranquility of the air. Little Miss apologized for feeling grief and trauma and not being born of my womb and choosing to have all these so called "attachment problems". I apologized for my grievous error of not being perfect and for experiencing emotion. It was all very touching.
After our family meeting this morning Peanut led us all in a session of restorative yoga while my dear husband went out to start the process of hiring a household staff so that I don't worry about day to day drudgery anymore. I'm going to be freed up to work on more important matters. We've decided that with my experience in negotiating sibling conflicts I'm going to apply that to the Middle East. I fully expect to have peace restored in the next few days. Stay tuned!
I'm also delighted to report that I've received a telegraph from the Lord and I've been alerted to when the Rapture is coming so that I can have all my precious angels bedecked in their finest apparel and waiting at the door. Miss Manners is coming to get lessons from Little Miss. Peanut is going to be inducted into the Best Sleeping Child Hall of Fame. And Pickle has won the coveted Cutest Baby of the Universe trophy. We're all just over the moon.
Really, everything is just coming together beautifully. We're thinking about taking our family on tour as an inspirational singer group.
Hugs and Kisses,
Little Princess Flower
PS. I bet none of you could tell that my parents used to