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Today's Diet Zehlahlum is all about my nasty kids.
You are very gross. All of you. I just scrubbed every bathroom in the house and I have absolute evidence of your combined nastiness. Did I mention that I scrubbed the floor on my hands and knees? Around the toilet! Revolting. I know you don't understand now, but as your
loving grossed out mother, let me assure you that your day is coming. You will know/scrub the depth of your filth. Until that glorious day (for me) I need you to either learn to levitate so you're not dirtying up the floor or if you find that "impossible" because you are lazy not magical then at least learn to aim.